Bad Dating

From being on dating websites, using my own profile as a female I have come across not only the most hilarious profiles, messages and things imaginable, but my friends have too. If you have screen shot it or send me a story! Embarass yourself and others with me!

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Oct 2

His profile is the real winner.
Intrests include: Rough sex, big asses, bondage and tanning.

“A lot of people say I’m an ***hole. I’m loud, I’m c ocky, I’m in great shape, I’m incredibly good at sports, I’m popular with the ladies and I’m confident enough to know I’m better looking than 99% of the men on this site, not to mention the fact that I’m a better athlete and could probably kick the asses of most of the guys on this site as well”

I’LL FIGHT YOU BRO

Male Duck Face?!

I think you may have already found her….

Jul 26

Yoda, you are.

I feel like this profile was created just to annoy me

TOP: Maybe that is what I get for putting up a picture of me and my kitten

BOTTOM: The man behind the mask ladies ;)

How It Began…

… well one day about a week ago I was minding my own business on a dating website when I got a chat. Normally I just ignore them. Eventually I thought someone was normal enough to talk to on “Chat”, when talking to someone else you can see what the person writes without actually accepting their chat. It is normally something like “hey” or “ur a cuty. wanna chat?”. Ignored. But this one guy thought a great pick up line would be “hey wanna take my v card?”. I almost threw up, went to his profile to look at him and felt a bit more nauseous. I don’t know why he thought this would appeal to women, he must have figured to himself “well, this is something that most creepy men fantasize about, I’m sure women do too!” and I’m sure women do, however the vast vast majority of women want no part in taking a man’s virginity. He might as well have posted “HEY BABY. HOW ABOUT THE WORST SEX OF YOUR LIFE, YEAH YOU WANT THAT?”, whether or not he is a virigin is irrelvenant to the horrible pick up line. What makes this worst and more desperate is that over the course of a week or so he sent me this over 5 different times, just spamming it hoping a woman would respond. Any flattery and intrigue I had felt to take this 23 year old man’s virginity he offered me (Read:None) was gone, realizing that he was spamming this to women hoping that someone would take him up on his offer/pick up line. I eventually blocked him and reported him for spamming in hopes of saving other women from reading what I had to read. Then I got to thinking: I see the most hilarious things, it simply is not fair that others don’t get to. Well world. Enjoy.